January 2010
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“What part of an inverse tangent approaching an asymptote don’t you understand?”
– Sheldon, The Friendship Algorithm 2.13 (via obliteratedheart)
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“What’s wrong, Superman? Locked out of your big ice thingy?”
– Penny, The Vegas Renormalization 2.21 (via onebreath)
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December 2009
221 posts
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“Frosty is merely a bit of frozen, supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat. A...”
– Sheldon, The Maternal Congruence 3.11 (via disjectamembra)
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“If anything happened to my Meemaw, I’d be one inconsolable Moon Pie.”
– Sheldon, The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary 3.05 (via sednarb)
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“Ah, gravity. Thou art a heartless bitch.”
– Sheldon, The Big Bran Hypothesis - 1x02 (via paradethestars)
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“Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone; even while sitting.”
– Sheldon, The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation - 3.01
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“SHELDON; You know, I’m given to understand that there’s an entire city in Nevada...”
– The Big Bang Theory, 2x21 The Vegas Renormalization
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“I drank milk that tasted funny.”
– Sheldon, The Bad Fish Paradigm 2.01 (via friedtomatoes)
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“What exactly does that expression mean, ‘friends with benefits?’ Does he provide...”
– Sheldon, The Vegas Renormalization 2.21 (via obliteratedheart)
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