February 2010
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January 2010
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Penny: Warp speed ahead, Mr. Spock.
Sheldon: Mr. Spock did not pilot the...
– The Big Bang Theory, 3x08 - The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
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Oh, Mario… if only I could control everyone the way I control you. HOP, YOU...
– Sheldon, 2x02 The Codpiece Topology (via greenjellolvr)
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You were lucky. When I was a kid, if I wanted an EEG, I had to attach my own...
– Sheldon, 2x15 The Maternal Capacitance
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I’m from Nebraska. When we shoot things, it’s because we want to eat...
– Penny, 2x16 The Cushion Saturation
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Homesick is a type of being sick.
– Sheldon, 2x21 The Vegas Renormalization (via inothernews)
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Leonard: Do you know what baffles me, Sheldon?
Sheldon: Based on your academic...
– The Big Bang Theory, 2x16 - The Cushion Saturation
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Cause of accident… lack of adhesive ducks.
– Sheldon, 3x08 The Adhesive Duck Deficiency (via spriggs2705)
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Sheldon: [offers money] Take some.
Penny: Really? I mean, are you sure?...
– The Big Bang Theory, 2x14 - The Financial Permeability
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Leonard: Are you even listening to me?
Sheldon: Of course I’m listening....
– The Big Bang Theory, 1x05 - The Hamburger Postulate
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I really don’t think this is the kind of thing Jesus concerns himself...
– Sheldon, 2x07 The Panty Piñata Polarization
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Leonard: You don’t want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy is one lab...
– The Big Bang Theory, 2x07 - The Panty Piñata Polarization
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I often forget other people have limitations. It’s so sad.
– Sheldon, 2x04 The Griffin Equivalency (via madeulook)
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Engineering is merely the slow, younger brother of physics.
– Sheldon, 2x12 The Killer Robot Instability (via inothernews)
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Leonard: (watching the video of themselves fighting) Oh, Jeez. Does this suit...
– The Big Bang Theory, 1x09 - The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
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hellowitty asked: which bbt episode is the one where penny shoots sheldon with a paintball gun?
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The height of TV compliments, I think, is when somebody says they like to eat...
– Jim Parsons (elledesire : fujiidom)
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You know, I’m given to understand that there is an entire city in Nevada...
– Sheldon, 2x21 The Vegas Renormalization (via madeulook)