Honey, look, we’ve known each other for a long time now, right?
Soft kitty,
Warn kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr.
Soft kitty, warm kitty
little ball of fur.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
purr purr purr.
Penny: Sheldon, what are you doing here?
Sheldon: I’m sick. Thank you very much.
Penny: How could you have gotten it from me? I’m not sick.
Sheldon: You’re a carrier. All these people here are doomed. YOU’RE DOOMED!
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Leonard: How was Nebraska?Penny: Better than North Dakota! [silence] Guess that joke’s only funny in Nebraska…Sheldon: From the data at hand you really can’t draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that, that joke is not funny here.
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Leonard: How was Nebraska?
Penny: Better than North Dakota! [silence] Guess that joke’s only funny in Nebraska…
Sheldon: From the data at hand you really can’t draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that, that joke is not funny here.
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Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty…
Sheldon Cooper: Here, take this to the bathroom.
Leonard: What for?
Sheldon Cooper: I need to keep tabs on my fluid outtake to make sure my kidneys haven’t shut down.
Leonard: Oh! I make pancake batter in this!
Sheldon Cooper: No, that cup has always been for urine.
Leonard: You’ve had all this time to label everything, including the label maker, and you didn’t make a label for urine cup?
Sheldon Cooper: It’s right here on the bottom.
Leonard: Oh. I guess I owe the Betty Crocker people a letter of apology.
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Sheldon: Checkmate.
Leonard: Aww, again?!
Sheldon: Obviously you’re not well-suited for three-dimensional chess. Perhaps three-dimensional Candy Land would be more your speed?
Leonard: Just reset the board.
Sheldon: It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels.
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