Craig: I grew up where Doctor Who lives - Gallifrey.
Jim: Really?
Craig: No. Earth.
Jim: Oh. See, I don’t even know if — Is that a fake place he lives?
Craig: What? Doctor Who? He’s from Gallifrey.
Jim: That’s not real.
Craig: No. Neither is Doctor Who. It’s a fictional character.
Jim: I hate coming here sometimes.
Jim: I don’t get it.
Craig: It’s bigger on the inside.
Jim: Geoff really is at a red carpet event though?
Craig: He is! He’s going to… Kristen Bell and Betty White have got a movie opening.
Jim: Oh, did they request him?
Craig: Uh yeah, sure.
Jim: Ok, you took advantage of Kristen Bell and Betty White, and said… ‘they’ll do this’, good for you.
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Jim: You think that because this is your show, you can tell people what they’re feeling when they’re out here. Would Betty White take that? Would Kristen Bell? Would Geoff?
Jim: So Craig, what do you do for living?
Craig: I host The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
Jim: I see. And what time is that on?
Craig: 12:37 AM
Jim: Given that ‘AM’ stands for ante meridian, wouldn’t it be more logical be call The Early Early Show with Craig Ferguson?
Craig (worried): I don’t know.
Sheldon: Time’s up! I’m sorry Mr. Ferguson I think we’re done here.
Craig: But, no, no, you didn’t ask me a single Doctor Who question.
Sheldon: I really don’t think that will be necessary, good day, Mr. Ferguson.
Craig: Doctor Who’s home planet is Gallifrey.
Sheldon: I said good day.
Craig: Doctor Who found the TARDIS in a scrap… yard…
Leonard: Trust me, let it go, this is not a test you want to pass.
The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 9/22/10
Jim: I threw Kaley down back there to make sure I could make this.
Craig: Is she alright?
Jim: I think she’s gonna be lovely. I miss her, though. (to the camera) Kaley, I miss you!
Craig: Dear Craig and Emmy winner.
Jim: Shut up.
Craig: I’m very proud of you.
Jim: Thank you.
