If you don’t mind, I’d like to stop listening to you and start talking.
- Sheldon, 4x20 The Herb Garden Germination (via nerdrevollution)
My writers, the writers. ‘My writers.’ How crass. [everyone laughs] The truth comes out.
- Jim Parsons, 68th Annual Golden Globes (via heartwarming)
Under normal circumstances I’d say I told you so. But, as I have told so with such vehemence and frequency already the phrase has lost all meaning. Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase, I have informed you thusly.
- Sheldon, 4x09 The Justice League Recombination (via theyarenotme)
Well, if it isn’t Wil Wheaton… the Jar Jar Binks of the Star Trek universe!
- Sheldon, 4x08 The 21-Second Excitation (via ilovebookstores)
No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.
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Sheldon, 4x08 The 21-Second Excitation
(via tongue-in-cheek-geek)
That’s a peculiar conclusion. Well, whether you see it or not is irrelevant. I can’t see subatomic particles, but, nevertheless, they’re there.
- Sheldon, 4x03 - The Zazzy Substitution (via heartwarming)
He’s a cornucopia of social awkwardness.
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Sheldon, 4x05 - The Desperation Emanation
The Big Bang Theory, 2x03 - The Barbarian Sublimation
I know, I was there, I hugged LL Cool J.
- Jim Parsons, on winning his Emmy (via hismuse)
Do you know how I know we’re not in The Matrix? If we were, the food would be better.
- Sheldon, 2x02 The Codpiece Topology (via 4thdimensionalgirl)
I’ll just say ‘Bazinga!’
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Jim Parsons on receiving his second Emmy nom
(via popculturebrain)
The Big Bang Theory, 2x09 - The White Asparagus Triangulation
